from jenhan's blog

today at abt 2pm on msn... (original convo transcript not available)


Ghin: eh did i leave anything behind in the prata shop last night?

Me: no... why?

Ghin: nvm, i have a feeling that i left sth behind.


so yea, i thought that was it. however at abt the same time, gerbs opens a convo with me..

Gerbs: i bring u the most interesting news...

Me: what?

Gerbs: ghin left his camera on the cab last night and i have it. i told klar not to tell him abt it.


below is the original transcript of ghinhoe acting coy abt losing his camera. clearly, he didnt want gerbs and i to find out abt his.... little accident. i guess he didnt want us to laugh at him abt it, but little did he realise what transpired behind his back

joel says:

gerbs!

i think i left something in the cab

but i cant rmb what it is (ghin acts coy here... he knows he lost his cam but refuses to admit it)

gerbs says:

haha

the hat is it? (keegan's hat)

joel says:

no the hats w me

we took a comfort cab right (ghin trying to find out which cab company so he can call them up)

gerbs says:

no idea

seriously dude

you dont even remember what you lost

and you want to call the cab company? (hear: gerberts laughter)

joel says:

nvm forget it (yea right)

gerbs says:

maybe you left it somewhere else?

joel says:

ya

proly

fk i feel damn bad abt last night

was super retarded (DAMN RIGHT U WERE DRUNK)

aiyez

gerbs says:

why?

joel says:

was quite high

and was talking rubbish ("jennnnhaaannn im damn high can u slap me?" in front of the rest of the warwick freshers)

gerbs says:

you werent lah

no when i was around

joel says:

haha thanks feel slightly better

but i shudnt have drank long island tea (well well i rmb the last time ghin got drunk on long island tea)

oh well

gerbs says:

but

you feel that you lost something

without knowing where when or what you lost? (gerbs refuses to let go of his prey)

joel says:

yeah ill prolly find out in time (no u wont ghinhoe muahahahaha)

gerbs says:

eh ghin hoe

can you upload the zhu video

mine doesnt really work (gerbs teasing ghinhoe... trying to get him to admit his loss. ghinhoe u were given a chance but....)

joel says:

i didnt take any video

my camera wasnt gd enuff

gerbs says:

i thought i saw you taking photos

joel says:

i rmbed that the resolution was bad (u passed it up n00b)

above is how ghinhoe sneakily tried to deceive gerbs and me into thinking that he didnt lose anything.



GHINHOE, PAIMIA. YDI!

for situ

Today, I left for the US for studies and won't be back for at least a year. All my friends came to the airport to see me off. Except 1. She told me had something important on. My friends went for supper after I left. Guess who they saw at bedok having bah chor mee with her bf?

FML

-for situ

beat mine

my visa got owned....

supposed to be 3 yrs. end up i only got one yr. until 2010. as if i'm some singaporean prodigy who is going to finish my degree in a yr. wth....

everything is going wrong. some one save me. need sayang.

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Pang Seh

Today, i just got pang sehed by 10 of my OG members.

Only 2 other guys turned up.

Ended up watching "Overheard" when we were supposed to go Sentosa for beach, ball, babes.

Pai mia

wth is going on

lets ignore that fact that my uni apps sucked ass. even the accomodation apps sucked ass. rocketing property prices in london has caused fees in college hall to rise by a whopping 14% to 200 quid a week. and somehow i got it. i admit i put it as first choice. however, in section 24 of the application form. and i quote

"Please indicate the MAXIMUM weekly rent you are prepared to pay for your preferred type of accommodation: _________£ per week"

i clearly stated 165. so unless my 1 somehow looks like 2. or the english doesn't know to to read roman numericals. or they cant count, i do not understand why.... did i get a hall that costs 200 quid a week. cant believe this is go fked up... if they are going to ignore this, why did they put this down in the first place. and caps the maximum....

pai mia

fk

as if life is not bad enough. my xbox jus kena the RROD aka red rings of death. its a generic term for hardware failure for the xbox. this notoriously common hardware problem affecting up to a third of all the xboxes finally hit mine. sucks. need to send for repairs and will need to re-mod my xbox which costs even more money. sucks balls......

pai mia

sighzzzzzz

it has been an extremely pai mia week for me.

first my graphics card burnt and the comp died on me. i need to organise my team for a football game during the weekend and i left all the contacts in the comp. the other person who had all the contacts was in australia and had no internet connection.

following that, i lost my wallet on the cab. got it back but lost all the money.

during the game on sunday. i got tackled on the 5th minute and played most of the game with a busted knee. walking like a retard now with everyone looking at me.

oh and i lost 9m in chips on facebook poker. lol.

pai mia

NSF dies under rover

Check this out:

"NSF dies after being pinned down by Land Rover during inspection"
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/440208/1/.html

Sad.

Not gonna attribute it to pai mia here. He was pinned under the vehicle for 1 hour. Anyone would have died.

Ps. Better check it out quick. It was taken off the CNA front page damn quickly yesterday. And it isnt appearing in today's papers.

fml

today, i was walking through j8 with some guys from the class when i realised i have not been to the theatre for a month. it was showing a blockbuster movie and i decided to watch it together with everyone. then i felt my handphone ringing and i was woken up by it. i realised i still cant walk without crutches to get to my phone. FML

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and btw, u all are somewhere near Zouk now. hope yous are having fun.

i will be back...

welcome to our lives

credits to situ for introducing the phrase "pai mia" to the class. ever since its introduction, these 2 words have been used countless times in jokes, conversations, practically anything and everything. this is just a little pai mia corner where we can vent our frustrations when we feel bad about our lives and where jenhan can publicise all embarrassing stories about his friends.

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